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holy cow i can really write anything i want here cant i? like seriously i could write pooplord and no one can stop me. wow. I'm Krissy.
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Lazy Town-Cooking by the book remix by Lazy Town ft. Lil Jon
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me nd my cougar gf
me: babe i love your necklace
gf: thats me Life Alert®
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/// 11 hours ago

789889:

tetsuoatehimbread:

do not google jonas brothers yaoi

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mafiosasailorscout

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/// 11 hours ago
meanplastic:

money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress
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/// 11 hours ago

iizard:

tylenold:

did u kno: ur icon is actually you in 20 years

I have no problems with this. 

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mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

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+NOOOO
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clraft:

lyxdelsic:

"Girls with armpit hair are gross "

bitch have you seen guy armpit hair. Its huge. Its like an entire ecosystem. Theres lost civilizations trapped in there. Girl armpits just have soft fuzzy peach hair. Shut thr fuck up

one time i forgot guys had armpit hair and one of my friends was wearing a tank top and he raised his arms to stretch and i screamed because it was like bAM WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

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mafiosasailorscout:

krissy im pissed you didn’t tag me for this

mafiosasailorscout
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nlghtvisions:

when you go to your friends house and they don’t have any snacksimage

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Fuckin' Fine Ass Leaves
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