krissy~ she/her~ 25~ 🌿
jacob when edward tries to tune him out of his mind reading
this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt
That time Triple H accidentally came out as bisexual and immediately regretted it
Rare L for the Bilinguals who cannot use this line
the last boba in my bubble tea
Long lost original cover for Nirvana’s Nevermind
in love with the way this cop just Source Engine ragdolls down this children’s slide before concussing himself
Happy boob day
“Sniff.” - The Restrained Sniffer
“Just one is plenty.” - The Restrained Sniffer
“It would be terribly gauche of me to sniff any further.” - The Restrained Sniffer
